Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Stiff Competition

I was understandably up late last night checking the returns on yesterday's primary.

I faced stiff competition.

NOBODY was running against me.

During the campaign I heard the same line from voter after voter:
Kevin, you're a nice guy and all that, but NOBODY is running against you, and I've always felt that NOBODY knows how to spend my money better than I do, and NOBODY knows how to run my business better than I do, and NOBODY should have the power to remove "the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God" from our local school classrooms. If you're elected, can you do as good a job as NOBODY can do?
I say, "I'll try my hardest."

But that just wasn't good enough.

NOBODY got more votes than I did.

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